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W.H.O. (World Husbands Organization)

• It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then He turns them into Wives.
• The one who make a mistake and accept it, is called Great Person. The one who do not make a mistake but still accept it, is called Husband.
• Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is a husband.
• My wife and I always compromise; I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
• It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
• They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.
• First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
• Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something she says. After marriage, he will fall asleep before she finishes.
• A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
• If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
• It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
• Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!

W.W.F. (World Wives Federation)

• No matter how much good is he with you BUT he expects you will learn and make him some good food, if not as good as his moms (which you will never!).
• Food changes everything - His mood, his feelings for you, his opinion of you. EVERYTHING.
• 'Commitment' - the word that scares him the most in the English dictionary.
• He may likes you to be 'Modren' in your clothing, he would Really prefer the traditional girl in you.
• Men will always be boys. They don't grow up..EVER.
• Men like to be appreciated for their ideas / conversations / advice. Many of the brilliant conversations come after a few pegs are down. So, just appreciate!
• Momma's boy : At the end, Momma knows everything & you don't know anything.
• If there is mayhem everywhere, streets are filled with riots, and there is a football match, the match is more important! Don't disturb!' Even if they don't understand the sport, they have to watch & comment like an expert.
• Flirting : He thinks it's an art, and he knows it! Worst of all, he thinks that's how he got you.
• Fights & Makeup : Goes by the assumption that a kiss or a rose is all that you need to patch up after a fight.. I say, 'Be a man', Lets talk.
• TV Remote: What is that?
• Phone: Your phone is constantly engaged.. Who are you talking to?' (no matter what the reply, its not good enough)
• Shopping: How much Shopping will you do? Even when the last time you went Shopping was 3 months back.
• One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His three children were outside, still in their pyjamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house.

   Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.

   He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she may be ill, or that something serious had happened. He found her lounging in the bedroom, still curled in the bed in her pyjamas, reading a novel.

  She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went.

  He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?"

  She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home from work and ask me what in the world I did today?"

  "Yes" was his incredulous reply.

  She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."